Coming to an airport near you

"You got two choices...pat-down or get naked. Let's keep the line moving, please."

Here is the backscatter Xray machine you've heard about.

I predict that within five years, we will not be able to carry on anything on an airplane. I used to think we would have two lines to be screened, male and female, because we will have to be naked to be screened, but the backscatter Xray machine will serve the same purpose. Ain't technology grand?